Shadow Boys From Heck

by Cool Parents

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Board up your windows And stay up all night Protect your sweet bimbos From a Frankenstein's fright The goblins will howl For the time is now here To void all your bowels And tremble in fear Were-boys and ghouls And a Dracula's lip The darkness is cruel You shall feel its grip So beware the apparition Of a devil's dark grin I ask just one question: Was I becoming... a demond?
I was a teenage Dracula With a taste for emo blood I got an undead evil eye I'm gonna make you one of my brides A living dead teen seductress A ghostly white comely countess The Transylvanian of my nightmares Would you please join me in my lair? She's an old school hag Drinkin blood from the bag I'm a teenage vamp Ramp-shredding space camp Van Helsing can't do shit to me Despite the fact I'm a centuries old teen With a pretty bad garlic allergy The only stake I see is my cold, dead peep Deep inside the tomb of my castle I'll get my nut in the womb or the asshole Of one of three beautiful zombies But compared to you, they mean nothing to me I ate the heart of a whore It was quite the bore What I really need Is a succubus teen I spent lifetimes sucking blood Like a big bad spooky bug Then I saw an inviting frown In a see-through white death gown After years of draining schmucks I think it's time that I got sucked I was a teenage Dracula God damn the sun God damn the sun
Peeking in windows And fingering buttholes Interplanetary predators Giant anal probe pedalers They defy gravity But they refuse to skate Wasted potential They just want to get baked They stole my brother's gas mask bong What they did to his butt was just plain wrong Their fingers are so long Their fingers are so long And it's just plain wrong I tried to warn you But you laughed in my face Machine guns can't save you From the killer alien superworm snake We had our chance But we turned our backs Now there's Martians in the backyard And we're all fucked in the ass The Joaquin approach Wooden baseball bat Didn't quite work out They put it in my ass There's something in the sky Bright flashing lights Lubrication is a privilege To them it's not a right Take me to your leader Not to the second knuckle I'm not a Martian breeder Or a sky bound cuckold Back from whence you came Disappear into the night Leave me in your wake of flame Tom DeLonge was right He was right
Without the beat he can't survive That's what I used to say when I was alive Now he's free, his moves are tight Don't have a body, I can groove all fucking night Dancing Ghost Ooh woah oh woah oh woah oh Dancing Ghost Ooh woahoh ooh woah oh oh oh He went peacefully, a little blood Cut my wrist now I really cut a rug He found relief in a knife Loved the afterparty now I love the afterlife He used twirl and boogie down That was before I was buried in the ground He knew a lot, but still he learns In my coffin's where I learned the fucking Worm
Ghost Dick 00:57
My pee pee is haunted It's got a mind of its own It's not what I wanted There's a ghost in my bone My Petey's possessed Consumed by hate Now it's obsessed With Mercyful Fate Got a dick full of ghost It's shadowy pale An earthly host For a dead doornail I got a ghost dick With deadly intent It's got the devil in it And it won't repent I got a ghost dick Desecrating my life A thin burnt wick On the hunt for a wife I got a ghost dick (He's got a ghost dick)
Had a free night Met up with the polterguys Fresh on the trail Of some poltergeists Got a Ouija board Had a seance In a house that looks like It'd be filled to the brim with something grim Orbs Smörgåsbord of orbs Is it all just spooky nonsense Or are we really conjuring ghost? Orbs Smörgåsbord of orbs (In a haunted house) Is it all just in my head Or should I trust these EVPs? A guy can dream Made some contact It wasn't you, it wasn't me So maybe the dead talk back Got a shiver Down our spines Transylvanian Einsteins in our prime Are we the first to get some proof You can doubt What this disembodied voice is all about You can be A skeptical receptacle for the truth This is a shout out To all the real ghost hunting teams Busting those dimensional seams


A (mostly) acoustic Halloween E.P. from your favorite shadow boys. Straight outta HECK.


released October 21, 2017


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