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Heckoween EP

by Cool Parents

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F. R. A. N. K. enstein Brought to life by a maniacal mind A second hand heart pumps spiritless slime I wanna be I wanna be a Frankenstein F. R. A. N. K. enstein Brought to life by a maniacal mind A second hand heart pumps spiritless slime I wanna be I wanna be a Frankenstein I wanna be a human meat machine Gimme a concoction most byzantine  Doctor please inject the poison in me The potion makes my flesh turn green They'll call me Boltneck but I don't mind Designed in a lab contradict the divine Is the nature of life so hard to define I wanna hear doc shout out it's alive Electro impulse resurrect the decayed From severed limbs and membranes flayed My dead brain's memories will fade Keep me in stitches all the time Don't mind the smell of formaldehyde  If you leave a piece of me would die But my pieces are already so far from life I'll be the monster that you dream about No need to grieve no need to pout I'll be by your side till the clock runs out So press your lips on this corpse's mouth F. R. A. N. K. enstein Brought to life by a maniacal mind A second hand heart pumps spiritless slime I wanna be I wanna be a Frankenstein F. R. A. N. K. enstein Brought to life by a maniacal mind A second hand heart pumps spiritless slime I wanna be I wanna be a Frankenstein
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He's back from the dead To put a hole in your head Teenagers beware  The Macho Man's dread Summer camp blood bath Countless bodies amassed He's got unfinished business Destroys all in his path No place is safe Dare not speak his name He's a fucking Savage  And there's no escape The cream of the crop He rose to the top From six feet under Macho Man can't be stopped He's turned heel for his afterlife On a rampage with a butcher's knife Gonna make Hulk Hogan the main event With an elbow drop to his fucking neck He's got his victims marked Like a hungry bronze-tan shark Just stay out of his way Or you'll be torn apart The Macho Man is back To kick Lex Luger's ass Carve out his enlarged heart On Miss Elizabeth's behalf In the Hall of Fame of Gore He will not be ignored And come the next full moon He'll be knocking at your door Gonna make Hulk Hogan the main event With an elbow drop to his fucking neck
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Now if there's a ghost inside of you You better exorcise it Ouija tarot blessing Don't matter what you try it's Imperative you become available Because I'm looking for a host If your god obliges I won't take up too much time it's Obsession possession session procession in succession We'll look so good in a casket You wanna know so ask it I'm a spirit in between realms Just let me in for a spell Just us in a personal hell We can both do what we wanna do We can walk the ceilings in every room we wanna You may look like you've died but you're not a goner Blood oozing and a melted disaster And it's you that I'm after After After After Just a rambling demonic entity Can you help me Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host Look like you died But were so alive With black death eyes Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host Looking for a host host Host host
4.
Hey there Vampira What's it like in Transylvania I'm 1,000 miles away girl But tonight you look so spooky Yes you do Hell fire can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Vampira Don't you worry about the demons Watch your monster movie marathon And forget about the cretins Take out your eyes You're just the undead in disguise Covered in flies Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Hey there Vampira I know the end of times is coming You can hear the demons humming And the river Styx is running Deep with blood You better prepare for the flood Nihil lifeblood Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Dust to dust from whence you came Unholy grave in which you lay My 7th circle will never be the same Eternity don't seem like much With severed heads and such and such Couldn't bring myself to bury your remains Now you're a lampshade (Go) Hey there Vampira Since I took your life away You've been the centerpiece of my living room Your decay on display At peace she lays My love for you grows every day As you rot away Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me Woah you're just the ghoul for me You're just the ghoul for me
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Tomb for Two 02:00
She tore the flesh from my bones Up on her skeleton throne By light of funeral pyre Under a nameless headstone A soulless body displaced Await the reaper's embrace She screams so quietly still The state's latest cold case She left me high and dry And crucified  Death bed attire bespoke I'm lost like Roanoke Kill me quickly with wine And red death on your breath Fill the hole in my head With unholy cement I sang a prayer to ancient evils (Stuck in my skin like rusty needles) You came equipped with ethanol (Thumb tacks to occupy my eyeballs) Pulled from crimes on microfiche Like Lilith fell from Adam's reach Just carve your curse into my chest Extract the heart and burn the rest A spider's nest in a wound undressed You prove to be the corpse for me Called shotgun first in this crippled hearse Just me and you in a tomb for two
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I am the phantom creep and the vagrant of doom Born in a crater on the back of the moon I make the psychobilly bimbo boys swoon I strut the streets at night disco and gloom My motor don't care what the speed sign say Bona-fide rabble-rouser agent of pain I got the poison that keeps your children insane The fiend to drink the blood from their veins Human eyeball in the dirt at your feet Cannibal sweats in the red hot heat Your mama said to keep your distance from me Death comes for those who boogie with the beast Boogie with the beast Mama boogie with me Cuz I'm a bottle full of teenage sleaze Come on baby stomp with me Goblin slime and a werewolf howl The taste of blood is the cat's meow Sucking in a vapor most ancient and foul Daddy's silver bullets going pow pow pow Psychedelic bop in the hell mouth swamp Baby doll call me the a-bomb dom I'm the infernal shit storm before the calm Papa devil hanging next to Saddam Humanoid snake with hooves for feet I ain't the type to turn down free meat Mister Freak beat some sense into me Death comes for those who boogie with the beast Boogie with the beast Mama boogie with me Cuz I'm a bottle full of teenage sleaze Death comes for those who boogie with the beast

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released October 22, 2021

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